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If you're bored, here are some suggestions?

-Wax the ceiling

-Rearrange political campaign signs

Sharpen your teeth

Play Houdini with one of your brothers and sisters

Hair Braid your dog

button-Clean and polish your belly

-Water your dog ... see if it grows

Wash a tree-

-Name your child Edsel

Scare Stephen King

-Give your cat a mohawk

Purr-

-Mow your carpet

Play Pat Boone records backwards

-Vacuum your lawn

Whine-

Rake your carpet-

-Re-election of Richard Nixon

-Critique "Three's Company"

-Listen to a painting

-Playing with matches

Buff your cat-

Ferrets-Race

-Paint your house ... Day-Glo Orange

Have a formal dinner at White Castle

Lu-Homer in the original Greek

-Change your mind

Change it back

-Learn Greek

-Watch the sun ... see if it moves

-Stand on your head

-Stand on someone else's head

-Construction of a pyramid

-See how long you can stay awake

-See how long you can sleep

Spit-shine your Nike

Paint your teeth

-Wear a salad

-Speaking with a forked tongue

-Get your dog braces

Shave a shrub

-Make a battle of protons

-Watch a car rust

-Quiver

-Rotate your carpet

-Learn to type with your toes ...

-Put up your Christmas tree in April

Buy the Brooklyn Bridge

Be someone special-

On-mail to a friend

-Back to square one

-Factor your social security number

-Take the fifth

Memorize a series of random numbers

-Read in 1962 Des Moines white pages

Join the Foreign Legion

Learn Sanskrit

-Are ... existentially, of course

-Printing Counterfeit Confederate

Kick a cabbage

-Take a picture

Sandpaper a mushroom-

Give

Play Solitaire money ...

-Abuse your patio furniture

Run for the Pope

Count a million ... fast

-Make a schematic drawing of a rock ...

seppuku-Committee ... with a paper cutter

Back-

Think shallow thoughts

-Sleep on a bed of nails

Boil ice cream

T-DON "toss and turn

Run-around seats

Do quad-heard

Tell Acronyms

Have pillow X-rayed

-Drink a forehand ... water

Silence of a nervous breakdown

-Give your goldfish a perm

Fly a brick

Play tag ... on 35W

Exorcising a ghost-

Be Blue

-Exercise a ghost

Being Red

"But do not be orange

Paint stripes on a lake-

Kansas Ski

-Sleep in freefall

-Kill a Joule

Test thin ice ... with a pogo stick

-Request unicorn hunting license

-Do a good job

Crawl-

Invite them to dinner Mansons

-Paint your windows

-Watch a watch until it stops

-Flash your goldfish

-Paint

-Smile

-Paint a smile

-Flirt with an evergreen

-Rotate your garden ... each day

-Take a fire hydrant

-Imagine that you are blind

Apologize-the

-Plant a shoe

Sweatshirt

-Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil

Turn

-Take your sofa for a walk

-Write a letter to Plato

Mail-it

-Start

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