You know you're a mom when you? You know you're a Mom When:
1. Your feet stick to the ..... kitchen floor and you do not care.
2. When children are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room and do not let them out until someone's bleeding.
3. Can not find your cordless phone, if you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madness, following the sound until you locate the phone down in the laundry basket .
4. You spend a whole week on sweats.
5. Your idea of a good day she is taken by a child without leaking bodily fluids on you.
6. Popsicle become a staple.
7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
8. Peanut butter and jelly eaten at least one meal a day.
9. You are ready to embrace your child boo-boo, whatever body part happens to be on.
10. your baby's pacifier falls on the ground and you give it to her after sucking the dirt from it because your too busy to wash it.
11. Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping, etc., and you think it's funny.
12. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and hangs up on YOU!
13. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
14. You are every night until 10 am vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, hunting, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bath, homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brush, flush, buckling, feeding (not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, cycling, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking , pruning, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking her dog. You wake up at 5:30 and you do not have time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
15. In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the lights, water on the floor, a dog drinking from the toilet and hair to form a union to protest against unsafe working conditions.
16. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
17. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is rice krispie bars.
hahahhaa
You know you're a Mom When:
Lego crash in your feet every day or find their place in your vacuum cleaner.
Now your beautiful white cat looks down on it Rainbow Brite
There is a mysterious place on your carpet, and instead of cleaning you move furniture around to cover
Goldfish crackers, ranch dressing, ketchup, fish sticks and pasta milk represent at least one meal every day for your child.
the sight of vomit use to turn your stomach, now you just hope it to the toilet in time
you know more lyrics cartoons and children while you are on the top 40 of table
you have a party to celebrate your baby to be finally formed pot, but you do not even celebrate your own birthday more
you find yourself caught in a shrill voice and your husband is gaga noises when he does something ... for the first time .. as .. clean the house!
you consider washing your hair a thing of the past, it is the fear locks now!
Love it! And so true.
Most of it is true, some of them are so serious. (2, 9 and 10)
it true to be a mom is hard work!
God bless you and wish you a happy and safe Happy Thanksgiving
Not a mother, but still funny!
God bless you!
wow this is so true
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Posted on May 8, 2010.
